Scott Cullimore

Age: 23

Born: London

Position: Striker

Nickname: Scott

Team: Chelsea

Strengths: Scoring goals

Weaknesses: Passing and heading

Plays a bit like: Mark Stein

Career Highlights: Winning the Crawley League with Phoenix

Joker @ the club: Mark, for being a Jew

Tunes: 50 Cent

Flicks: 8 Mile

Car: Fastway number 10

Chicks: Not fussy

Describe in Five words: I never pass the ball

Longest in the showers: Me! Footlong :)