Paul Franklin

Age: 24

Born: Crawley

Position: Goalkeeper

Nickname: Franco

Team: Chelsea

Strengths: Appealing

Weaknesses: All my strengths

Plays a bit like: Dave Seaman at the end of his career

Career Highlights: Playing for Alltraders.co.uk

Best player played with: Jamie Taylor, the only one who can control my throws

Joker @ the club: I laugh at my own jokes

Tunes: Babyshambles

Flicks: Too Fast Too Furious

Car: Smartcar

Chicks: My mum

Describe in Five words: I weigh one metric tonne

Longest in the showers: Certainly not me