James Gregory

Age: 24

Born: Crawley

Position: Manager / Defender

Nickname: Grimble, Gregors

Team: Liverpool

Strengths: Passing / Defending

Weaknesses: Heading

Plays a bit like: Harry Kewell

Career Highlights: Playing for the amazing Tilgate Hammers

Joker @ the club: Daniel Lee Butler

Tunes: Timbaland - 'The Way I Are', Artful Dodger - '24/7', Snow Patrol - 'Open Your Eyes'

Flicks: Talladega Nights

Car: Ford Fiesta ST

Chicks: Britney Spears / Jessica Alba / Kate Beckinsale / Me Lady

Describe in Five words: Unpredictable, Funny, Passionate, Imaginative, Irreplaceable

Longest in the showers: Don't know... I don't wash