Michael Blinch

Age: 23

Born: Crawley

Position: From behind

Nickname: Ging

Team: Man Utd

Strengths: Tackling

Weaknesses: Passing

Plays a bit like: Paul Scholes but without the class

Career Highlights: Treble winning year with Tilgate Hammers & in the
same year conquering Europe with the mighty Hammers

Joker @ the club: Daniel Lee Butler

Tunes: Funky House

Flicks: Schlinders Fist

Car: Renault Clio

Chicks: Jessica Alba

Describe in Five words: Big cock but small balls

Longest in the showers: Ricky Lawless & then me