Andy Howard

Age: 24

Born: Uckfield

Position: Defender

Nickname: Nathanial

Team: Chelsea

Strengths: Heading + Tackling

Weaknesses: Stamina

Plays a bit like: A 50 year old John Terry

Career Highlights: Playing in the FA Cup v AFC Wimbledon in front of 3000+ people, even though I was called a Fat Ba**ard for most of the game from the crowd

Best player played with: Mark Holmes

Joker @ the club: Mark for looking like a Jew

Tunes: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUP - Linkin Park

Flicks: Whatever is on

Car: Mazda 6 right now

Chicks: The one and only, the love of my life, when she smiles the sun shines, the radiant, the wonderful Claire

Describe in Five words: Inspirational leader of the team

Longest in the showers: Ian, always getting locked in the cubical