Alex Butler

Age: 16

Born: Crawley

Position: Goalkeeper

Nickname: Butts

Team: Man U

Strengths: Shot stopping, one-on-ones

Weaknesses: My hair cut

Plays a bit like: David James, cos he's black

Career Highlights: Joining such a massive club like Alltraders

Joker @ the club:

Tunes: Any N-dubz choon, sick bruv

Flicks: Anything with guns, and bombs

Car: My mum's

Chicks: I'm too young for all that

Describe in Five words: Yeh your mum, sick gay

Longest in the showers: Me, i take ages